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Deep Posts: Are they also going to put the Mirror Ball Trophy in the display case with the Lombardi Trophies?

Deep Posts: Are they also going to put the Mirror Ball Trophy in the display case with the Lombardi Trophies?

? The rough, blue-collar city of Pittsburgh, where gridiron greatness takes a backseat only to the unbreakable work ethic of its iron-jawed steel workers, is having a party for Hines Ward because he danced so pretty. Don’t forget the glitter, boys.

? The future is really, really bright for rapidly-improving teams like the Chiefs, Rams and Buccaneers, right? Unfortunately, history offers a much bleaker outlook.

? Ravens wide receiver Derrick Mason says that Peyton Manning is the best player in the NFL, “hands down.” Also, Darrelle Revis is the game’s best corner.

? There’s still time left to get Joe Flacco and his wife a wedding present. I’m going to get him the icing spatula and not the tea bag squeezer, because I don’t ever want it to be said that I gave another man a tea bag squeezer.

? On Reggie Bush and his Fruity Pebbles.

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WWE News: Vince McMahon Fired by the Board of Directors; Triple H New CEO

There was breaking news at the end of Raw just when we all thought that the Miz would face Rey Mysterio for the WWE Title.

Vince McMahon interrupted the match and said that the match would take place next week, because he had something more important to do.

Vince then called out John Cena to fire him, as was expected.

What was not expected was that Triple H returned to announce that the Board of Directors had a meeting this morning, and they voted to relieve Vince of his duties and replace him with Triple H.

No word if this is a storyline or actually true (because this would have to be public knowledge if it were true, since WWE is a public company).

But nonetheless, it is a way to keep people interested without CM Punk, as Triple H will apparently be involved in daily on-camera action now.

More to come as information is available.

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Rookie symposium urges young players to pinch pennies

Rookie symposium urges young players to pinch penniesGiven the very temporary nature of NFL careers, it’s always a good idea for draft picks to make good decisions with their earliest professional paychecks. This year, given the labor situation and that rookie salaries might be cut dramatically, it’s even more important.

Via Alex Marvez and FOX Sports, that’s exactly the point that the NFLPA is attempting to hammer home in its rookie symposium this week.

“These players have a tendency to get approached by a lot of people, family and friends,” McDonnell told me and co-host Jim Miller on Sirius XM NFL Radio. “We’ve actually drafted a letter they can use that says, ‘I’m going to take the next year getting used to being in the NFL. I’m not going to make any major commitments,’ just to give them a little breathing room.”

“One of the things we want these young players to realize is the decisions they make in the next one-to-two years are really going to impact their lives forever. We want them to get off to a good start.”

Always sound advice, especially for the young player who isn’t already independently wealthy by virtue of having played football at USC or Ohio State.

In other words, instead of the Maybach, maybe you go with a roomy little Nissan with decent gas mileage. Maybe the giant pendant with your uniform number could be zircon-encrusted. And maybe you should tell Cousin Elroy that he should find another financial backer to open the arcade/massage parlor/nacho bar he’s always dreamed of.

Kidding aside, though, it’s too easy to judge something like this from afar. “Oh, you’ve got too much money, boo hoo.” But it’s got to be a really difficult thing to be approached by so many people, especially ones you’ve known all your life, all of whom have ideas on what you should do with all this new money, which might have to last you for a while.

I can envision it being very easy to make one bad decision, or trust the wrong person just once, and then pay for it for a very long time.

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This is the hero who witnessed Lorenzo Neal?s DUI

This is the hero who witnessed Lorenzo Neal?s DUI

Former Bengals, Titans and Chargers fullback Lorenzo Neal was involved in the least eventful DUI arrest of all-time over the holiday weekend. It was a single-car accident, Neal was barely over the legal limit, did not go to jail, had no passengers, and no one was hurt, not even his truck.

But that didn’t stop ABC 30 in Fresno from pulling together a 2-minute, 25-second story about it, and thank goodness it didn’t, because witness Kevin Spring needs to be heard.

I wish this man could be at every crime scene in America providing an eye-witness account. With the budding Rollie Fingers mustache, the American flag bandana, the perm, and the short shorts there is no local news report he would not enhance tremendously.

He’s like a real-life Terry from Reno 911. I’m thinking of including his picture with every Shutdown Corner post, just because.

Here’s the original news report:

Many, many thanks to Busted Coverage.

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This is the hero who witnessed Lorenzo Neal?s DUI

This is the hero who witnessed Lorenzo Neal?s DUI

Former Bengals, Titans and Chargers fullback Lorenzo Neal was involved in the least eventful DUI arrest of all-time over the holiday weekend. It was a single-car accident, Neal was barely over the legal limit, did not go to jail, had no passengers, and no one was hurt, not even his truck.

But that didn’t stop ABC 30 in Fresno from pulling together a 2-minute, 25-second story about it, and thank goodness it didn’t, because witness Kevin Spring needs to be heard.

I wish this man could be at every crime scene in America providing an eye-witness account. With the budding Rollie Fingers mustache, the American flag bandana, the perm, and the short shorts there is no local news report he would not enhance tremendously.

He’s like a real-life Terry from Reno 911. I’m thinking of including his picture with every Shutdown Corner post, just because.

Here’s the original news report:

Many, many thanks to Busted Coverage.

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Terrelle Pryor has piqued the interest of the Cleveland Browns

Terrelle Pryor has piqued the interest of the Cleveland BrownsThe Cleveland Browns are entertaining the notion of spending a supplemental draft pick on Terrelle Pryor, according to the intrepid Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Colt McCoy, Seneca Wallace and Jake Delhomme are the quarterbacks currently on the Browns roster, and no disrespect to those gentlemen, but you could understand why the Browns might want to do their homework on Pryor. Or, given that depth chart, anyone else who has ever touched a football, really.

I’m getting to the point where I’m starting to believe that Pryor could be a worthwhile investment, too. In fact, I wonder if he didn’t make a mistake by not waiting another year to enter the draft. Even if he didn’t want to return to Ohio State, maybe he should’ve considered spending a year in the UFL or Canada, or even just working out with a private quarterback coach, and then rolling the dice in the 2012 draft.

My reasoning is this: Is Pryor not the kind of fellow who could seduce a team with mind-blowing individual workouts and insane combine numbers? By all accounts, physically, he’s a beast — more on that in a minute — and aren’t there always teams who can’t resist spending a high draft pick on a beast, regardless of character or maturity concerns?

On that front, here are some reviews from people who have witnessed Pryor’s workouts in person. First, Chad Ochocinco:

“Dude’s arm strength [and] timing was unbelievable. I don’t care what ESPN said, I don’t care what they report, I saw with my own eyes. I’ve seen every NFL quarterback play. Dude, it was unbelievable. With the right coaching, he can become a great NFL quarterback because he has all the tools. He has all the tools that these scouts look for in a quarterback.”

And ESPN’s Jon Gruden:

“This is a freak of nature. This guy is really something with the ball in his hands. Terrelle Pryor can run and he can throw and he’s a hell of a competitor. You might have to cater your offense, to a degree, towards his strengths, but I think this guy can develop his passing.”

And right now, the consensus on this guy is that he’s worth about a fourth-rounder? I think he could do better. I’m not sure I’d want my team to spend a high draft pick on him, I’m just saying, in the past, guys have been drafted highly based on solely their physical attributes.

As far as Pryor’s character concerns, I think we should be careful not to confuse NCAA violations with actual immorality. Maybe maturity’s a concern (as it is for nearly every other 22-year-old on the planet), but character? It may be a little rash to assume that that’s a problem.

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Why the NHLPA should fight for long-term contracts

Why the NHLPA should fight for long-term contracts

The debate on long-term contracts in the NHL is a front-burning issue after July 1, and will remain so through the next CBA negotiation.

It’s a fascinating debate, because it involves so many conflicts within hockey: Team vs. team on the practice of front-loaded deals; the projection of a players’ worth in his twilight years vs. how those years count against the salary cap; the NHLPA vs. the NHL on the term and structure of standard player contracts.

Larry Brooks of the New York Post believes it’s a debate the NHL was desirous to see heated up this summer:

Anyone who thinks this week caught the NHL by surprise is kidding himself or herself. This is what the league wanted to use as evidence that the system is hopelessly broken and tilted in favor of the big markets ? the system, of course, that Bettman, counsel Bob Batterman and the Board invented and painted as a utopia the last time around.

As far as what the next financial structure of the NHL might look like, Brooks writes:

Next time, the NHL is going to introduce the ultimate one-size-fits-all cap. Percentage of the gross will be dramatically reduced. The midpoint will essentially become the cap, with the ceiling and floor separated by perhaps $4M-$6M. Deviations of salary within a contract will be kept to a minimum. The cap charge will be defined by the average of the three-to-five highest salaried seasons. Contracts will be kept to a minimum of five-to-seven years.

There is general, philosophical agreement among the NHL and the fans that these front-loaded deals are a salary cap cheat, and that there should be a better way to calculate their impact on the team’s salary cap than having a few “minimum wage” years at the end bring it down. The Ilya Kovalchuk amendment was a good start. But the means to that ultimate end, however, are at issue.

When it comes to contract term, specifically, the NHLPA should dig its heels in for a fight.

The NHL has gone after long-term contracts before, having sought a cap of three years on SPCs in the 2005 lockout. But not all long-term contracts in the NHL are sneaky attempts to circumvent the salary cap.

Via Cap Geek, there are 10 NHL players with contracts of 10-years-or-greater: Alex Ovechkin, Christian Ehrhoff, Vincent Lecavalier, Duncan Keith, Marian Hossa, Henrik Zetterberg, Roberto Luongo, Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Richards and Ilya Kovalchuk.

Ovechkin, Richards, Backstrom and Keith ($1.5 million in his final season) are the only players that don’t have years at $1 million built into their contracts.

Frequently, we’re reading the “front-loaded” modifier in differentiating the sort of 10-year deal Christian Ehrhoff signed with the Buffalo Sabres, which includes three seasons at the end worth $1 million each; and Alex Ovechkin’s 13-year deal with the Washington Capitals, which will pay him $10 million of base salary in its last season, when Ovechkin is 35 years old.

There are times when Ovechkin’s contract has been lumped in with other more demonized deals, like that of Ilya Kovalchuk and the New Jersey Devils. The similarities end at term; Ovechkin’s isn’t front-loaded at all, and the cap hit reflects the salary he’ll carry for that contract’s duration without theorizing how much less a 35-year-old Ovechkin might earn in 2020 than a 30-year-old Ovechkin earned in 2015.

Ehrhoff’s deal and Ovechkin’s deal are both investments in a player by their teams. The difference of course is that Ovechkin was drafted, developed, coached, managed and marketed by the Washington Capitals for three years before he signed that $124 million contract for 13 seasons as a 22 year old. The hockey renaissance in Washington D.C. happened for several reasons, but the ability of the team to market Ovechkin was a primary one.

Is there a legitimate reason why a team like the Capitals shouldn’t be able to invest in Ovechkin for more than seven years, as long as there aren’t any large deviations in salary like these front-loaded shell games?

Or the Pittsburgh Penguins with Sidney Crosby? Or the Los Angeles Kings with Drew Doughty or the Tampa Bay Lightning with Steven Stamkos?

(Good read by Mirtle on Stamkos, Doughty and offer sheets, by the way.)

The only one that springs to mind is the dispersal of talent in the NHL marketplace; that it’s better for the NHL to have a Steven Stamkos or an Alex Ovechkin available as an unrestricted free agent for another struggling team to sign, and better for the NHLPA because his open-market money will drive up other salaries.

Yet the counterargument is also compelling: Stability and star-power can keep a market like Tampa Bay or Washington viable.

Investing in young players that a team drafts and develops is different than committing 10 years to a free agent. Maybe that’s where the line is drawn: Allow teams to retain their own talent, limit their ability to go long-term with someone else’s?

Whatever the solution to the long-term contract question is, it should not include a provision that bans decade-long deals that carry a realistic (read: not one dramatically manipulated by salary fluctuation) salary cap hit. The NHL has no business trying to tell a team how long it can invest in its assets. If someone wants to go DiPietro with their goalie, it’s their choice and their consequences.

Of course, sometimes those consequences involve making a problem disappear in the AHL or in Europe. But that’s another CBA debate ?

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DeSean Jackson takes some heat for using gay slurs

DeSean Jackson takes some heat for using gay slursDeSean Jackson, wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles, attempted to set a record last week for most gay slurs ever crammed into one sentence (naughty language at that link).

Appearing on Sirius XM’s “The All Out Show” with Rude Jude and Lord Sear, Jackson was taking calls from fans. One caller, a “Troy from Tennessee” asked DeSean Jackson a question about getting his “[naughty word that rhymes with ‘pick’] knocked in the dirt”, presumably a reference to this hit at the hands of Dunta Robinson, from which Jackson suffered a concussion.

Here was Jackson’s response, as best I can relay it:

What type of question is that? Say “no [naughty word that rhymes with ‘Romo’], [naughty word that rhymes with ‘hay’]-[naughty word that rhymes with ‘pass’] [naughty word that rhymes with ‘maggot’].

(Note: The expression that Jackson implores the caller to use, “No [naughty word that rhymes with ‘Romo’]”, is intended to, when used before or after a statement that might have some kind of homosexual connotation, excuse the speaker from having homosexual tendencies. It is one of the dumber phrases ever established in the English language.)

The website for Shade 45, the SiriusXM station on which The All Out Show airs, offers this description for the show: “Nothing is safe or sacred when Rude Jude and Lord Sear hit the airwaves every afternoon — all things improper, immoral, and inappropriate take center stage.” That sounds about right.

The story was on Deadspin yesterday, and is on ESPN.com this morning. Jackson must be taking a little heat, and he posted these defiant messages on Twitter yesterday:

DeSean Jackson takes some heat for using gay slurs

DeSean Jackson can “stand tall” and “still be on” as far as I’m concerned, but why not just apologize? No one’s saying he’s a bad guy, but he used words that hurt people. An apology is absolutely called for here.

From his touching appearance on The View, we know that DeSean Jackson knows about bullying and sympathizes with those who have been victims. Whatever his intent was or wasn’t with the words he used, the fact is that those words are used to bully, harass and hurt people every single day. We know that you’re a good guy, DeSean, and we know that you don’t bully people. We know you stand up for people who are bullied.

I’d just ask that you keep doing that. Keep being you. You were wrong, and you owe an apology. That’s all. Just offer it up, and go on being the good guy you are.

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Behold Steve Mason?s gruesome new ?Evil Dead? Civil War mask

Columbus Blue Jackets goalie Steve Mason tweeted images of his new goalie mask on Tuesday, with one side covered in the red, white and blue of the Ohio state flag and the other side straight out of the nightmares of a Civil War veteran:

Behold Steve Mason?s gruesome new ?Evil Dead? Civil War mask

Ken Hitchcock just found his new screensaver.

The skull on the right side is an homage to the poster for “Evil Dead 2”, which brings us forever closer to getting an image of Bruce Campbell with a shotgun (aka “boom stick”) on a goalie mask.

This is perhaps the best horror movie tribute on a goalie mask that didn’t involve an owner turning his goaltender into a billboard for a “SAW” sequel.

Behold Steve Mason?s gruesome new ?Evil Dead? Civil War maskMason said the mask was designed by David Gunnarsson, the master airbrush artist behind some of the greatest masks in hockey today. He previously designed Mason’s mask for the Blue Jackets’ Civil War cannon-themed third jerseys.

Really digging the Harvey Two-Face nature of the mask ? although it does also indirectly speak to Mason’s issues with consistency, we suppose ? hero one night, horror show the next. But the Columbus brass have given him a vote of confidence this offseason with their moves, hoping he can reclaim that rookie of the year form from 2009.

If nothing else, he’ll have one of the NHL’s top masks this season. Although it does fall a few notches behind Carey Price’s Heritage Classic mask on the creep-tastic scale. In the sense that we sometimes leap out of bed screaming because we’re convinced Carey Price’s Heritage Classic mask is staring at us through the window.

s/t to reader Ryan Real for the images.

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